| Peanut Butter, Chocolate and Caramel I am a true ah.....ah.....ah.....SPAZ!!! |
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Peanut Butter, Chocolate, and Caramel are the Best Foods in the world!!!!!!!
You need them to live. They are more important than water, food, and shelter. The people who think those are the most important things are PYSCHOS! Chocolate can get you energized within fifteen minutes. I don't think you could say that about that other stuff. If you know someone who talks way too much all you have to do is give them a big heaping spoonful of peanut butter and your problem will be solved within seconds. Caramel fills your sweet tooth, which keeps you from having to eat a bunch a fruit to get natural sugar. Also, caramel puts you to sleep an hour after you eat it and it keeps you sleeping for exactly 9 hours, no later and no earlier. Therefore, caramel is a very yummy alarm clock. You don't even need water because caramel is liquidy and who cares about needing bricks and wood to build your house. All you need to do is get a bunch of chocolate and make it into a house shape and use the peanut butter to hold the pieces of chocolate together. Then you use the caramel for decoration by drizzling it all over your chocolate and peanut butter house.
I have a really scary story to tell you, so if you're scared easily don't read it. Once upon a time I had a very good friend that thought that water, food, and shelter were the essentials you needed to live. I kept telling her that peanut butter, chocolate, and caramel were the most important things you needed, but she just wouldn't listen. I told her more and more each day. Then I started calling her and telling her. After that I sent her thousands of e-mails, but it still didn't work. One day I decided I would tell her about the consequences of making this mistake. I started off by explaining how she wouldn't be able to write if she didn't accept it. Next I informed her about how her skin would turn purple and her hair would turn pink and blue, but it didn't affect her at all until things began to happen to her. She lost her ability to write, her skin turned purple, her hair changed to pink and blue all in the same week. The next week her fingernails turned green and orange like a pumpkin, her hair stood straight up from her head, and feet her feet were like a frog's only they were red. After all of these things happened when she looked in the mirror she became so frightened that she fainted. Finally, she accepted the truth. That peanut butter, chocolate, and caramel are the essentials for life instead of water, food, and shelter. When she accepted the truth, she turned back to normal. Now you know the consequences of not taking what I say about peanut butter, chocolate, and caramel seriously. I hope you too will switch over, so you won't have to go through what my friend did. Hey yall! I'm ~BubblegumBabe~ and for those of you that didn't know I used to be azurewings and dreamchasr. I know lots of people on betaweb because I chat almost everyday. Two of my best friends on betaweb are Katie, who goes to school with me and cool breeze(Matt). I hope everyone enjoys my page. I want you to please visit, my friend, Katie's web page at 406666.betaweb.org. See you in the chat rooms. |
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